Curse

zelot344 · Sep 23, 2006, 05:17 PM // 17:17

Hello again everyone,
About a year back I and my friend posted here looking for ideas for our senior engineering project, which required us to create an original and patentable device that could service a common need. While in the end we ended up choosing an idea of our own, which is currently undergoing the patent process, we were inspired and very interested with some of the possibilities by some peoples responses.

We find it is much more effective to utilize the many persons accessing the web, as it allows much more diverse thoughts then we could simply come up with on our own bias views. Thus we have returned once more to ask the questions we did last time.

Please respond in any of the following fashions:

I wish I could...
If only...
I hate it when...
It annoys me how...
Or a general statement of your choosing

Please note we are NOT looking for solutions, simply for situations you may face in every day life, at work or at home, that we may be able to think of a mechanical way of solving.

Thanks for your time and help!

Malice Black · Sep 24, 2006, 12:03 AM // 00:03

I wish I could...a wishing genie

If only...I had Aladdin's skills
I hate it when...people sell shit on the phone
It annoys me how...they dont take "no" for an answer

I pwnd U · Sep 24, 2006, 03:57 PM // 15:57

I wish... i could teleport, so i didnt have to walk up so many stairs
If only... i were magical
I hate it when... i fall down and scrape up my knees
It annoys me how... people dont know how to use a computer

Addone_Abaddon · Sep 24, 2006, 04:07 PM // 16:07

I wish I could...explode
If only...I could explode
I hate it when...I can't explode
It annoys me how...I can't explode.

Opeth11 · Sep 24, 2006, 07:52 PM // 19:52

I wish I could..watch Agalloch live
If only..I lived in Portland
I hate it when..bands never come to this shitty Vancouver area
It annoys me how..Vancouver sucks so much

Eragon Dragonslayer · Sep 24, 2006, 09:42 PM // 21:42

i wish i could farm faster and more effiently
if only i was rich and had 6 sets of FoW
i hate it when noobs pm me asking for free stuff
it annoys me how i cant lick the tip of my elbow...

Relambrien · Sep 26, 2006, 12:45 AM // 00:45

I wish I could...compete with the skill of Bloodlight Eyes or Im A Paladin.
If only...I was UAX.
I hate it when...people discriminate by age on question of maturity.
It annoys me how...I can never seem to be able to win a GvG match since recently ><

xxSilhouette · Sep 27, 2006, 04:12 AM // 04:12

I wish I could...Be able to read and fully understand my English Book.
If only...I had more time to farm on guild wars
I hate it when...A tellemarketer calls at 7 a.m and I don't have to be up until 10!
It annoys me how...Some people chew gum with their mouths open!

Opeth11 · Sep 27, 2006, 04:41 AM // 04:41

I fail to see how our posts are helping the OP, but oh well >_>

Paul Mahdi · Sep 27, 2006, 01:10 PM // 13:10

I wish I could....Wish for something thoughtfull and productive...damn
If only...I had superpowers then I could...like...fight crime...and stuff...
I hate it when...I lose internet in the middle of a mission
It annoys me how...people tell other people what annoys them (Like anyone cares...)

I don't think I put enough "..."s in my post...

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Opeth11 · Sep 28, 2006, 01:39 AM // 01:39

Edit your post and extend the periods some more. That'll give you a great sense of accomplishment!

Paul Mahdi · Sep 28, 2006, 01:42 AM // 01:42

Done!

Opeth11 · Sep 28, 2006, 01:59 AM // 01:59

Mm! It's almost sexy!

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Gwmaster · Sep 28, 2006, 02:12 AM // 02:12

I wish i could be Invinsible and indestructible so i can do stupid bets:"hey, i bet i can jump off the empire state building and survive""oh yeah? lol ..ok 1 million."ok"
*jumps*"poof!!!" "wtf" "hehe newb".
If only i had destructive powers ..i would dominate the world.
i hate it wen..my friends say something stupid while im talking to a nice girl.
it anoys me that...... ...mm...we humans dont have fangs